1 00:01:21,169 --> 00:01:25,450 Oh, I just made one. I didn't know that you already... Oh, yeah, we're good. 2 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:29,710 It's a big milestone, actually, because just little guys slept through the 3 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:30,890 night. No! 4 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:32,610 Good boy! 5 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:38,090 Well, five hours, but... Oh, it's amazing what a little extra sleep can 6 00:01:38,090 --> 00:01:39,130 feel so awake. 7 00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:41,730 I also came up with, like, five business ideas. 8 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:46,830 One... It's for a fitness app that has a storytelling component, and one's a 9 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:49,850 fitness app that links with your aura, and then one's a fitness app that, um... 10 00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:54,590 Okay, yeah, you know what? I think they're all bad, but I feel really good. 11 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:58,790 Oh, come on. You can burp for Mama. Come on. I don't know why he's not... Let me 12 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:00,250 try. Yeah, um, okay. 13 00:02:01,270 --> 00:02:02,450 I will try it. 14 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:04,170 I will try it. 15 00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:06,670 Oh, yes, we're gonna get this. 16 00:02:07,650 --> 00:02:09,050 We're gonna get these burps out. 17 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:11,650 Oh, pal. 18 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,918 You got it. 19 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,240 Gino always saves his best books for me. 20 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:16,840 Thank you. 21 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,460 So where were you? 22 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,960 Oh, I went for a walk. 23 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:23,600 Oh, no, but in the middle of the night. You weren't in bed. 24 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:27,840 Yeah. I slept outside. 25 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:33,000 I was really drunk, so I just, like, basically passed out in the gutter. 26 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,280 Oh, my God. 27 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,200 That's a lie. I had sex with a man. 28 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,040 Please don't tell anyone. 29 00:02:51,470 --> 00:02:53,150 I need that house. Buy me that house. 30 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:56,550 Morning. Hey, morning. Hey, I'm making breakfast. 31 00:02:56,830 --> 00:03:00,870 Just don't do that thing where you make one plate of eggs and small 35 pots and 32 00:03:00,870 --> 00:03:02,050 pans get dirty in the process. 33 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:05,650 But then we can have foam washing dishes together. I could snap the towel at 34 00:03:05,650 --> 00:03:06,650 your butt. 35 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:08,670 OK, 36 00:03:08,870 --> 00:03:10,070 we get it. You had sex. 37 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:11,109 It's gross. 38 00:03:11,110 --> 00:03:12,110 Roll up. 39 00:03:12,230 --> 00:03:13,550 Are you going to hang out with Mark today? 40 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:17,610 I don't know. I texted him and he wrote back, can't family thing. 41 00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:19,350 You think we weirded him out? 42 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:23,740 Yeah, he's probably had enough of us. I would leave it. I would just leave it. 43 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:26,040 Oh, no, we're out of eggs. I'll get more today. 44 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,740 Oh, don't bother. We're leaving tomorrow. 45 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,160 No, we leave Monday. 46 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,560 Yeah, Sunday. 47 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,280 What's happening? Are you crying? 48 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:39,260 I don't know. I just get sad all of a sudden. 49 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,500 Oh, my God. Well, here. Don't touch me. Don't come out. 50 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,600 I'm uncomfortable. 51 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,360 What's going on? 52 00:03:47,420 --> 00:03:50,760 Nothing, no. I just, you know, I think I'm just sad that vacation's coming to 53 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:56,600 end. You know, I don't want to go back to work and normal life and... Our 54 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:03,640 You know what I mean. We're just having a lot of fun and... You're your old self 55 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:04,640 here. 56 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:08,260 So it's not home, it's going home with me. 57 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:13,420 No, that is not what... I... 58 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:17,910 Hey, this sentence is not making me feel better the slower you say it, so I'm 59 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:20,769 going to go for a run. I'll keep working on being less of a bummer. 60 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:22,370 Jack. 61 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:28,010 How? 62 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:29,990 He didn't even cook anything. 63 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:34,930 Chic. 64 00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:36,470 What, Anne of Green Gable? 65 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:40,150 Chic because Anne of Green Gable. Hey, guys. 66 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:41,760 How's it going? Hey. 67 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Is Jack home? 68 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,560 He's out for a run. Oh, okay. I took his vape by accident. 69 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,900 Maybe you could give it back to him. 70 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:53,800 And also, there's something in here for Ann. Oh, she's home. Want me to get her? 71 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,300 No, no. I'm late for a family thing. So, see you later. 72 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,060 Bye. 73 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:05,860 Wait. 74 00:05:05,980 --> 00:05:06,980 Wait. 75 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:08,740 Okay, now. 76 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:14,650 How did you know about that? I did not know. 77 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,410 Oh, good Lord. 78 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:20,630 She doesn't have to be home. 79 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:22,390 Oh, hey. 80 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:23,610 Brenda just emailed. 81 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:27,890 Checking in because another family wants me to be their surrogate, but I love 82 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:30,890 meeting you guys. She wants to know if we're still considering her. 83 00:05:32,350 --> 00:05:33,730 Had a look, haven't we? 84 00:05:34,190 --> 00:05:35,810 I think so. I liked her. 85 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:38,630 Should we tell her that we're in? 86 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,690 Let's talk about it when we get home. 87 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,080 We should never make a big decision on holiday. That's how I come back from 88 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,760 Bermuda with the crystal statue of Cinderella. 89 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,180 Come on. Okay. 90 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,180 Do you not want to do it? 91 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:53,120 I just want to keep talking about it. If we keep talking about it, we'll never 92 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,120 do it. 93 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,360 I know it's scary. 94 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,420 I'm nervous about it, too. 95 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,720 But at some point, we just have to take them. I don't want to do it. 96 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:14,169 I'm sorry. 97 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:18,470 I've just been thinking about how much four kids are, how tired new parents 98 00:06:19,990 --> 00:06:22,290 I worry we are too old. 99 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:26,690 We are not too old. You saw me at my high school reunion. I look like a 100 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,790 celebrity at a charity event for bald, fat men. 101 00:06:30,950 --> 00:06:31,950 Listen. 102 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:36,130 I know we could do it. 103 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:40,410 All I'm asking is, should we do it? 104 00:06:40,670 --> 00:06:41,670 Yes. 105 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:45,590 Well, at this moment, I think no. 106 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:49,410 We keep talking about it when they're home. 107 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:51,870 Let's figure it out. We always do. 108 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,210 See you later. 109 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,700 or let me ride in front of you. No. 110 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,020 Hey. 111 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,420 Oh, shit. Okay. 112 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,720 Park my bike. 113 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,680 I hate this bit. 114 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:26,920 I'm not picking up your bike. 115 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:35,740 Wow. 116 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,360 Okay. 117 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,160 655 Ocean Lane. 118 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:47,940 I mean, the wallpaper is Midwest funeral home. The storks can go fuck 119 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:53,660 themselves, but the house... If we were smart, we would buy it and turn it into 120 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:54,660 a bed and breakfast. 121 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:58,580 Oh, I'm in. I will retire early and run it, and then when our husbands die... 122 00:07:58,580 --> 00:08:02,400 Claude, botch, facelift, jack, perforate, erectum from too many 123 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,180 colonoscopies. Yeah, we'll... 124 00:08:09,219 --> 00:08:10,420 Claude's pissing me off. 125 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:12,060 Oh, is it because of his bonnet? 126 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,800 The surrogate asked if we were still interested. 127 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:19,380 But now all of a sudden, Claude thinks that we're too old. Oof. I mean, I get 128 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:22,720 it. No, bitch. You're supposed to say you're not too old. And how dare he? 129 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,940 I'm sorry. You are very young. 130 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:27,260 You told me who Sizzle was. 131 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,340 Do I know for sure, for sure, if we should do it? 132 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:33,240 No. But I do know we can't keep talking about it. 133 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:36,799 We're either never going to do it, or we're going to become two Tony Randalls 134 00:08:36,799 --> 00:08:39,080 who feed our baby applesauce that we also eat. 135 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:48,100 Okay, if you're really having trouble making a decision, my therapist has a 136 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:52,060 called The Three Magic Questions. I'll kill you in your sleep. It really helped 137 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:55,660 me decide whether I should do Invisalign for a third time. I decided possibly at 138 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:59,680 a later date. There's nothing to decide. At this point, we just need to push 139 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:04,840 through. Yes, you could push through or you could seriously consider Claude's 140 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,240 concerns. Is this right for both of you? Hi, Brenda. 141 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,740 We are definitely still interested. 142 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,040 What are you doing? 143 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,800 I'm pushing through. 144 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:33,920 Man, there is nothing like a long run and a dip in the ocean to make him feel 145 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:34,920 totally at peace. 146 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,500 Oh, dick, I swam with my wallet. 147 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,900 Hey, I think I'm going to take the baby in for his first swim. 148 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,980 Oh, honey, he hasn't even had his shots yet. You're going to take him in a fish 149 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:45,980 toilet? 150 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:50,360 I'm not going to dunk him. I'm just going to dip his little toes in. Well, 151 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,360 yogurt comes. 152 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,600 Listen. 153 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:53,680 More than mom. 154 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,400 Whatever you think. 155 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,100 Hold on. Let me stay out, too. 156 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:58,660 No. 157 00:09:58,790 --> 00:09:59,790 That's probably a bad idea. 158 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:01,550 Wait, there's Mark. 159 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,170 Mark! 160 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:07,710 Mark! Just stop, Jack, please. God, this is because of the swinger thing. 161 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:10,330 Mark! Come on, Jack. Mark! 162 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:16,230 Mark! It could be for many reasons. After that, stop screaming, Mark. 163 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,590 I've got to explain myself. 164 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,530 Jack, 165 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,370 come back. 166 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:25,450 Why? Is that the guy that you... 167 00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:31,390 Hey, buddy, listen. No, Jack, no. 168 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,390 Oh, my God, you did have a family thing. 169 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:36,850 Oh, I'm sorry. 170 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:39,750 Sorry. 171 00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:43,090 Sorry, sorry. Congrats. 172 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:47,710 Well, catch us after. We're right over there. 173 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:52,170 Sorry again. 174 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,440 So... Are you going to tell me why you were crying this morning? 175 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,580 Oh, I don't know. 176 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,700 Our house has just been kind of a bummer recently. 177 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:08,740 Because of the Chevron backsplash? 178 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,180 Do not use your powers against me. 179 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:17,860 When I ask Jack if he's feeling better, he says yes, but something's off. 180 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:22,400 At night, he barely talks to me. He just zones out on the couch watching 181 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,400 SportsCenter. 182 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:26,020 Like when he's high or all the time? 183 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:27,330 Well, Jack doesn't get high. 184 00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:31,570 Okay, not a big deal, but maybe a big deal for you. 185 00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:36,390 Remember back in college when I took you to a Cypress Hill concert, and you 186 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:39,010 asked me, do you think anyone here is on drugs? 187 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,350 Yeah. 188 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:41,510 Oh, no. 189 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:47,550 What's on that thumb drive? 190 00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:50,690 Oh, sweetheart. 191 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:54,819 Hey, Jeff. 192 00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:57,880 Hey, man. I hope I didn't ruin the wedding. Oh, no. 193 00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,200 Nobody even cared. 194 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:01,740 Except for the photographer. He said you're in every picture. 195 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:04,660 Hi, guys. Hey, man. 196 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,060 Hey, 197 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:11,120 we're all going to the boardwalk for our last night. You in? 198 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:13,780 Oh, uh, yeah, maybe. 199 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,000 Yes, you should come. 200 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,160 If you'll send me a break. 201 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,780 Okay, great. Yeah, I just got to go to my niece's. 202 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:26,310 Wedding reception, but I can dip out early. It's not even my goddaughter. 203 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:26,989 the other one. 204 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,470 Awesome. Okay, awesome. 205 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:30,770 Cool. 206 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,289 I'll see you later. 207 00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:33,290 Okay. 208 00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:37,690 Cool. No, that's cool. That is cool. You are cool. 209 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:39,850 Hey. 210 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:43,250 Hey. Mark Brett dropped this off for you. 211 00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:49,770 Okay, okay. I cannot emphasize enough how not a big deal this is. 212 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:51,520 Then why are you hiding it? 213 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,000 Because we don't have to tell each other everything, all right? I know you still 214 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,480 Google your high school boyfriend, but you don't tell me that. 215 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,660 Yeah, because he cheated on me, and I like that he's ugly now. 216 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:04,800 Look, at the end of the school year, I had a bunch of confiscated vapes from 217 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,220 kids. So you started using them? 218 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,100 How often are you doing this? 219 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,640 Not often, just like at night. 220 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,200 Every night? 221 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:15,560 So when I'm suffering through SportsCenter with you, you're high? 222 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,580 I'm not high, all right? It's like a glass of wine. I could do the... 223 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:22,100 Saturday crossword. Not Pizza Man, you'll die! 224 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,800 I guess I'll find out for myself. 225 00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:38,320 Hey, honey, you know, if you want to go on the boardwalk tonight, I'm happy to 226 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,240 stay home with Gino. Nope, that is okay. 227 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:42,740 I'm gonna bring him. 228 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,640 Oh, are you sure? 229 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,240 It gets pretty dirtbaggy after dark. 230 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:51,370 The other night I saw a woman with a three stooges, tube top, headbutt, her 231 00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:52,850 boyfriend and her boob popped out. 232 00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:56,230 Well, I think we can manage just fine. 233 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:57,490 I'm the mom, right? 234 00:13:58,290 --> 00:14:00,510 Yeah, no, I'm just saying I'm happy to stay home. 235 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:05,690 I know you're happy to stay home because then you would not have to see the man 236 00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,670 that you had sex with. 237 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,250 Okay, you got me. I'll go. 238 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:41,800 Wait, you guys, should we stop and get beers? 239 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,000 But they have live music, your greatest hate. 240 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:47,160 Honestly, it's a vibe. 241 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,140 Uh, Catherine, are you late? 242 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,640 Danny, I did a drug. 243 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,720 I'm deciding I'm going to buy beers for everybody. 244 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,680 Beer, beer, beer, beer. 245 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,300 Jeannie? 246 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,260 I'll pump and dump. 247 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,620 Oh, that's fun. 248 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:07,480 Honestly, I get why you do this. If I took this every night, I wouldn't feel 249 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,480 miserable all the time. 250 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,800 You'd feel miserable all the time? Hey, Gus! 251 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,420 Mark Brandt! 252 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,160 Hey, 253 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:16,520 man. 254 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,640 Hey, Gus. 255 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,700 Hiya. Hi, Mark. 256 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:25,180 Hey, Gus, do you think anybody is going to judge me for drinking with a baby? 257 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:26,940 On the Jersey Shore boardwalk? 258 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,820 So, I'm... 259 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,350 Sorry I snuck out this morning. 260 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:35,710 Is that what happened? 261 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,890 I just assume I rolled over and the arrow bed launched you out the window. 262 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:44,050 I just, I didn't want it to be awkward, and I think maybe that I got in my head 263 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:46,850 a little bit. Hey, look, no pressure from over here. I mean, you're leaving 264 00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:50,090 tomorrow, right? This is the last night we're ever going to see each other. 265 00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:51,790 Yeah. 266 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:55,330 So we don't have to worry about impressing each other. 267 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:57,130 I wonder where this is going. 268 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:02,630 Uh, it's going nowhere, baby. We can do everything wrong if we want. Watch this. 269 00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:03,710 I love you, Ann. 270 00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:04,770 Okay. 271 00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:06,450 Well, let me try. 272 00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:11,210 That baby over there is my late husband. 273 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:12,770 What? 274 00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:16,410 See, nothing matters. Yeah, trashy sort of thing. 275 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,100 A typical fork. 276 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,580 Bitch gets high once and thinks she works at NASA. 277 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,340 What is this email from Brenda? 278 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,000 Why is she accepting our offer? 279 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,720 Okay, listen. 280 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,240 Are you fucking serious? 281 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,820 I'm wearing my father's face as a mask. 282 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,160 What? 283 00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:17,700 Well, I weigh like 10 pounds more than you. 284 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,580 More than 10 pounds? 285 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:23,040 So what I say doesn't matter, right? 286 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,460 You're just going to do whatever you want to do. 287 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,240 No, come on, uncazzo, listen to me. 288 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,100 This is how it always is with us. 289 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:33,980 You call the shots and I go along with it because I have to make you happy. 290 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:40,360 Like, uh, Patrizia, our wedding song, the Halloween decorations. I told you 291 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,740 could put the Dracula out. You just couldn't turn it on. 292 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:43,989 Fuck the Dracula. 293 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:47,850 This is a baby we're talking about. It's not something I can just go along with. 294 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:52,290 I said, Danny, I said I don't want to do it, and I meant it. 295 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,470 So why did you say you wanted to do it months ago? 296 00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:58,170 Because I would have loved to have a baby with you. 297 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,850 Okay. I would have loved to be fathers together. 298 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,250 But I'm sorry. 299 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:08,890 We're older now. 300 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,530 I just think the window is closed. 301 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:16,930 But that's just fucking great. 302 00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:19,110 So, okay. 303 00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:20,950 What's your big plans for us now? 304 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:24,550 Are we just going to redo our kitchen over and over again? 305 00:19:25,650 --> 00:19:29,130 I don't want to get to the end of my life, look back at this conversation and 306 00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:30,170 think we fucked up. 307 00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:34,230 Aren't you afraid we're going to regret this? 308 00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:36,290 We might regret it. We might. 309 00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,650 But I don't regret it right now. 310 00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:42,450 I'm sorry, Danny. 311 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,480 Feels like this night is done. 312 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:58,140 You know what? I'm going to get going, too. 313 00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,440 Guys, I'm going to head out. 314 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,060 Okay, man. We'll check out that podcast you told me about. 315 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,680 I'm going to check out that dry rub that you recommended for steak. 316 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,360 No, it works on pork chops, too. 317 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,960 Well, 318 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,280 Mark, it's been a great summer. 319 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,560 Yeah, it has. I'm sad to see it come to an end. 320 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,520 Well, it has to, because this fall you're going to be playing ball at 321 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,520 I'm going to be... 322 00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,150 A ballet school. 323 00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:28,530 Yes, where you will incorporate hip -hop into the dance routines. 324 00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:30,650 I sure will. 325 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,710 Okay. Oh, this has been really fun. 326 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:35,090 Thank you, Mark. 327 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,610 Um, just give me your number. 328 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,130 No, what? 329 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:47,090 No, I thought we were never going to see each other again. Okay, yeah. No, 330 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:48,830 you're breaking the rules. You're right. You're totally right. 331 00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:51,510 I'm sorry. I don't know why I... Anyway. 332 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,660 It was really nice to meet you. Yeah. And don't forget, you're winning. 333 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,440 Okay, 334 00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:58,820 bye, everybody. 335 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:00,740 Ciao. 336 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:01,980 Bye. 337 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,380 Okay, guys, this baby is done. 338 00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:25,910 How was your night out with Mark? 339 00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:27,490 It was good. 340 00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:33,370 Yeah, and I know you guys were hoping that it would be something more, but I'm 341 00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:34,430 glad it didn't go any further. 342 00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:41,590 Your bra's in that bagel bag. Oh, Danny, why didn't I take his number? He was so 343 00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:42,590 nice. 344 00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:46,550 Why did I say no? I'm such a stupid idiot. 345 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,510 No, honey, you're not. 346 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:49,830 Oh, God. 347 00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:55,830 Jacked up decisions. 348 00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:59,130 Maybe it's because we're old. 349 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,870 The stakes are too high. 350 00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:06,470 Every decision feels like I'm trying to stick the landing on my entire fucking 351 00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:07,470 life. 352 00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:13,090 Well, at least it's almost done. 353 00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:50,170 I wish I could have told you sooner. 354 00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:53,270 Oh, you didn't know? 355 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:59,870 No, but there were moments, you know, even months ago when I thought, do we 356 00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:00,870 really want this? 357 00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:06,430 There was one of them when I suggested we do the baby's room in white suede. 358 00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:08,370 Yeah. 359 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,570 What you want does matter. 360 00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:17,390 And if you believe it's something we shouldn't do, then maybe we shouldn't. 361 00:23:19,470 --> 00:23:20,470 Are you sure? 362 00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:22,770 No. 363 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,670 Are you sure? 364 00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:27,090 I think. 365 00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:30,390 How can you ever be sure? 366 00:23:33,690 --> 00:23:38,690 Well, there is a book I know of. 367 00:23:42,450 --> 00:23:47,150 Random House Audio presents The Three Magic Questions by Dr. Suzanne Solner as 368 00:23:47,150 --> 00:23:48,150 read by the author. 369 00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:53,680 Prologue. When I was 27... Oh my God, that's her voice? My life was at a 370 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,660 crossroads. One path in front of me. 371 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:09,020 Upon checkout, please strip all beds and start laundry, but only sheets, not 372 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:12,620 towels, unless it's Sunday, in which case, please wash both using detergent 373 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:15,300 under the sink, not the one labeled for guests. I live in hell. 374 00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:30,130 How you doing? 375 00:24:30,790 --> 00:24:34,750 Well, I can no longer feel my heartbeat in my eyes, so better. 376 00:24:37,370 --> 00:24:38,370 I'm sorry. 377 00:24:39,570 --> 00:24:40,570 Here, look. 378 00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:42,410 Summer's over. 379 00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:43,470 We're done with this. 380 00:24:45,890 --> 00:24:46,890 Okay. 381 00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:51,090 But, you know, in the future, if you're struggling, you don't have to secretly 382 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:54,310 get high. Like, when I ask you if you're okay, tell me the truth. 383 00:24:54,730 --> 00:24:55,810 Yeah, totally. 384 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:03,100 I mean, okay, except I feel like you don't ask if I'm okay. 385 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,600 You ask if I'm better, which is a little bit different. 386 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:12,040 Okay, well, I am too hungover to take the emotional SATs right now. What do I 387 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:16,040 do? You don't like it when I'm struggling, right? I can feel you 388 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:19,860 You're getting annoyed that I'm, like, not done with whatever this is yet, 389 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:24,040 right? And that's why I've been getting high every night. Okay, so this is my 390 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:24,779 fault now? 391 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:28,650 I just want my husband to be happy and our house to not... feel like an Edgar 392 00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:33,490 Allan Poe immersive experience. Oh, okay. And that's all me. Because you're 393 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,190 fucking rainbow bright, right? 394 00:25:35,610 --> 00:25:38,750 I mean, you said it last night. You're miserable all the time. 395 00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:41,530 Yeah, because when you're down, I'm down. 396 00:25:41,870 --> 00:25:42,849 Oh, bullshit. 397 00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:46,390 If you think that I'm your only problem... I'm sorry, what does that 398 00:25:46,390 --> 00:25:47,390 are my problems? 399 00:25:47,550 --> 00:25:51,050 Well, I don't know. Because you never tell me what's wrong with you. You only 400 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,470 told me what's wrong with me. 401 00:25:53,090 --> 00:25:54,090 Because I'm fine. 402 00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:55,990 Oh, yeah. You're perfect. 403 00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:59,730 Oh, and here's your sniffing sandal. Thank you. 404 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:07,690 Okay. 405 00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:17,870 Look, maybe it's nobody's fault, right? 406 00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:19,890 Maybe we're just in a bad pattern. 407 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:22,870 I feel like everything I try just makes you feel worse. 408 00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:24,770 So maybe we need to... 409 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:28,150 Stop trying. Just, like, freeball it. 410 00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:32,930 Like, instead of you trying so hard to make me happy and me trying to pretend 411 00:26:32,930 --> 00:26:37,050 that I am, like, we're each responsible for our own happiness. 412 00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:43,110 So we're still married, but we stopped trying to fix each other. 413 00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:45,690 Yeah. Doesn't that sound nice? 414 00:26:47,070 --> 00:26:48,070 Yeah. 415 00:26:48,890 --> 00:26:50,210 Can we workshop the name? 416 00:26:52,470 --> 00:26:53,470 I'll tell you what. 417 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:58,560 I will call it free -balling. You call it whatever the fuck you want to. Right? 418 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,740 See? We've already begun. 419 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,480 Which brings me back to my point. 420 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,640 You already have the answer. 421 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,880 The questions just serve to illuminate them. 422 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,100 Oh, my God, it's Suzanne. 423 00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:29,660 It's all there within you. 424 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:35,860 So without further ado, we begin by saying the decision that's troubling you 425 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:37,880 aloud. Should we have a baby? 426 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:42,940 And now, as I ask the magic question, don't think. 427 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,920 Just say the answer that you already know. 428 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,980 Is this right for me? 429 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,920 No. 430 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,380 Is this right for the world? 431 00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:56,340 Stupid question. Is this right for us? 432 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,840 No. 433 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,020 Congratulations, dear reader. 434 00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:03,440 You have now answered... 435 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:11,180 It's 436 00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:12,180 okay. 437 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,100 Really. 438 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,800 Maybe you don't get to do everything. 439 00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:24,850 That's just the way it goes. 440 00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:32,990 Like, we didn't get to have a baby, but we also didn't get to be 441 00:28:32,990 --> 00:28:34,110 models in Milan. 442 00:28:34,850 --> 00:28:37,910 I wasn't modeling in Milan. You know what I mean. 443 00:28:41,570 --> 00:28:47,530 But what we have gotten to do is really wonderful. 444 00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:50,870 I love our lives together. 445 00:28:51,710 --> 00:28:52,710 I do, too. 446 00:29:12,170 --> 00:29:13,330 Okay, I'm all packed up. 447 00:29:14,050 --> 00:29:15,210 I'm just going to give Gino his bottle. 448 00:29:15,870 --> 00:29:18,950 Oh, no, honey, I wouldn't. He'll fall asleep. I would just wait until we get 449 00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:20,430 the car, that way he'll sleep on the way. 450 00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:23,250 Gino, he's on the way. 451 00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:25,370 Actually, I'm going to take him for a walk. 452 00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:03,530 Do you want to go in the ocean? 453 00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:05,870 Do you want to go in the ocean, Gino? 454 00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:07,650 Oh, 455 00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:09,550 that's right. 456 00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:12,310 Oh, Mama's got you. 457 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:15,010 Mama's got you. 458 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,350 And Mom. 459 00:31:58,570 --> 00:31:59,770 Big League Productions.